Pang-asar na Banat



Pang-asar na Banat and Sarcastic Pick-Up Lines is another compilation of sarcastic quotes and pick-up lines that will either piss you off or make you laugh. You may have been thinking of words to use as an understatement to express your disgust and annoyance with someone or something. Sarcasm is a way of saying something in which what is said is the opposite of what is meant. It can be used in different ways – either to express everything from anger to humor.



Pick from our featured selection of Pang-asar na Banat and Sarcastic Pick-Up Lines that you can share with you friends and see how these really work :

MRT
(sa mrt ****! may mga tao dun kasi na mahilig manghawak ng kamay…)
Girl Banat: pwede next time, bago ka manghawak ng kamay,
mag-lotion ka muna. puro kalyo at matigas eh!

Make Up
(girl to girl asaran sa ladies room)
Friend Girl: (nagmamake-up) ba’t inde ka nagme-make up?
Girl Banat: eh para sa pangit lang ang make up noh!

Parang Tao
(After my friend was critized for doing something stupid, my other friend bu+Ts in)
“wag kayong ganyan, nasasaktan din yan, PARANG TAO RIN YAN”

Lasa
(A cold breeze during a drinking session)
Friend Girl: Wow, sarap ng hangin!
Girl Banat: Oo, nga no! Ano lasa?

banat pang asar

Disappointed
(After Sex)
Boy Banat: That was so good.
Girl Banat: Buti ka pa natuwa.XD

Ice Cream
Friend: (eating ice cream) LAMIIIIG!
Girl Banat: Magtaka ka kung mainit.
(In a high school reunion..)
Friend: “ay mataba ka pa din!”
Girl Banat: “oo nga eh, eh ikaw? baog ka pa din? oops! sorry..”
(After ng sembreak)
Classmate: Uuuyyyy…. Namiss kita!
Girl Banat: Namiss din kita.
Classmate: Parang tumaba ka ‘ata. Nagsembreak lang eh!
Girl Banat: Ah ganon ba? Ikaw, Lalo kang pumangit. Nagsembreak lang eh!

Tao Lang
Friend: pasensya na tao lang (i hate this expression)
Girl Banat: sino naman nag-tsismis sayo na tao ka?

Loob
(May isang bading at isang tunay na lalake)
Boy Banat:Ewan ko ba bakit ka nagbabra wala namang ilalaman sa loob ng bra!!
Bading: Bakit, di ba ikaw naman ay nakabrief,ano naman ang ilalaman sa loob nun?

(Kami noong mga mapoporma kong barkada habang nakatambay….)
Kapag may dumadaang nag-iisa eh sisigaw ang isa sa amin ng “POGI!”
Then pagtumingin yoong nagdadaan eh sisigawan naman namin nang…
“Letse- KA!
Bat tumitingin ka? Pogi ka ba?”

If you’ve got your very own Pang-asar na Banat and Sarcastic Pick-Up Lines, you can share it with us. We will be grateful to have it posted here in our website. Have a nice day!

47 thoughts on “Pang-asar na Banat

  • May 8, 2014 at 5:48 pm
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    bunso:si ate naglolotoin lang sa paa
    ate :magbabad ka sa arw mag lolotoin ka sa boung katawan
    edi mangingitimka wala ka yantang utak

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  • May 18, 2014 at 1:17 am
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    Girl;alam mo ang gwapo mo

    boy;oh talaga

    Girl;oo para kng password

    Boy;bakit

    Girl;eh ikaw lng ang nakakaalam

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  • July 12, 2014 at 5:17 am
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    Galit ka daw sa Panget? Wag ganun ..
    LOVE YOURSELF
    Tapos galit ka din daw sa Gwapo?
    Bakit, inaano ba kita? Kasalanan ko bang maging Gwapo ako! πŸ™‚
    [Hey, visit my acc. for more info]

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    • August 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm
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      WE ACCEPT THE LOVE WE THINK WE DESERVE..YEAHHH ….ITS RIGHT..

      THEN…

      PAG ANG LALAKE MAY CRUSH PWEDE NILANG LIGAWAN..’BUT’ KAPAG MGA BABAE HANGGANG TINGIN NLANG..

      UNFAIR…

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    • April 24, 2015 at 1:44 pm
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      Para kang password, kaw lang may alam! tse!

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  • August 5, 2014 at 2:57 am
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    ist better than
    to be “MAARTE”
    than to be “MALANDE”
    because “MAART”is
    “MAPILIT” while
    “MALANDE”is wlang pinipli….

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  • September 2, 2014 at 9:37 pm
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    Dan…Dan..Dan Landian!!!!

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    • August 3, 2016 at 3:01 pm
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      hahahahahahahahahaha malandi talaga yan si dan.

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  • September 6, 2014 at 7:55 pm
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    hahahhahah matamaan kasana

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    • May 7, 2015 at 6:50 pm
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      wla naman masama sa pag-mamahal ng sobra sobra basta ba, wag lang sosobra sa isa
      πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ :* πŸ™‚

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  • October 31, 2014 at 11:25 am
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    BOY:alam mo ikaw yong tipong babae na di sinasaktan

    girl:bakit?

    masarap ang champorado

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  • December 10, 2014 at 9:10 pm
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    Kuyaa Mais kba?
    Wag mo nang itanong!!!
    Ang corny mo e -_-

    hahahalol

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  • January 23, 2015 at 10:23 am
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    Jamsays: guys cno may USB?…

    sumagot ang dalawa:
    Jem@Jomarie…

    Kami meron? Bakit?

    Ai ganun meron? Halata nmn. U know why kasi kABIT KAYO NG KABIT sa boyfriend ko. Ang lalandi nio.

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  • February 7, 2015 at 9:15 pm
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    Ang pangit matalino man o mabait in the end ang chaka-chaka parin

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  • March 28, 2015 at 5:17 am
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    ang KAGANDAHAN ay di isang LISENSYA para Manlait ka ng Iba..

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  • May 18, 2015 at 2:32 pm
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    Boy1:Pre ang pangit mo !
    Boy2:Ulul mas gwapo ako sayo.
    Boy1:G*** asan ka nung nag pa ulan ng ka gwapohan ang langit.
    Boy2:Andoon sa itaas nag-dodonate.

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  • June 14, 2015 at 7:30 am
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    Frienemy: panget!
    Me: tae..wag mo nga kong gawing salamin mo..

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  • July 31, 2015 at 7:16 pm
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    May babae nag tanong ang baho mo??
    Me:yang ilong mo katabi lang ng bunganga mo shut up kc
    Kaboom!!

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  • October 18, 2015 at 7:31 am
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    hhahaha…Dami kong tawa dito..Sakit tiyan ko..:-)

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  • October 30, 2015 at 8:47 am
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    aLam mo yang ganda mo parang sunset πŸ™‚

    -bakit?

    kasi, patago xD

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  • November 20, 2015 at 8:03 pm
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    Boy: Hi! Can i call you MINE??
    Girl: That’s not my name im YOURS!!

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  • November 30, 2015 at 8:43 pm
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    Galing!,

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  • December 7, 2015 at 9:12 pm
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    PAMILIHAN

    Hambang nmimili ,
    May lalaki nakaupo, patingin tingin…
    Girl: ito po sa akin mnong, magkano?
    Tindiro: P150:00 po
    Girl: ok kukunin ko na po
    Lalaki na nkaupo: (Panay tingin pa rin sa girl)
    Girl: bayad po
    Tindiro: (tinanggap ang bayad)
    Girl: (paalis na)
    Tindiro: Miss may naiwan ka sabay tingin sa lalaking nkaupo
    Girl: (gets na ibig sabihin ng tindiro) aah sayo nayan manong sakit sa ulo lang yan….

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  • December 12, 2015 at 12:54 am
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    Ang love parang boxing yan e.
    D pa tumutunog yung bell
    Handa ka ng masaktan..dear ak mahal ka nga ni jl tanong sasagutin mo ba syA…

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  • February 25, 2016 at 2:51 pm
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    hahaha.matamaan sapul.

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  • March 14, 2016 at 11:13 pm
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    pag may mga jokes sa magazin or di kaya sa internet may nagco-comment na “hay ang dami kong tawa” bakit nabibilang ba ang tawa mo? sorry po sa natatamaan.

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  • June 5, 2016 at 7:12 pm
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    Totoo pala ang multo noh ?
    BAKIT
    Kase nung nakita kita naniwala nako XD

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  • August 12, 2016 at 8:28 am
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    Ang “PANGET” sabihin mong ganto
    “Wala kang pakialam kung gusto mo gumaya ka para pantay lang tayo o diba”

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  • August 14, 2016 at 1:19 pm
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    boy:tai kaba,
    girl:(kinilig)bakit.
    boy:anq baho mo,maligo k nqa

    ##arayt##

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  • November 5, 2016 at 12:15 am
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    Kung lahat ng tao nagmula sa ungg0y… Ba’t muka kang kabay0? Hahaha… Peace… πŸ˜€

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  • November 13, 2016 at 11:27 am
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    Bat kailangan ng LOVE kung sa panahon ngayon dumarami ang pimples try mo kaya pahalagahan ang DOVE di ka pa masasaktan

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  • November 13, 2016 at 10:18 pm
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    Akala ko ba matalino ka? E di sana sa simpleng punto ko palang alam muna .. Na Kung matalino ka talaga dapat alam mo na BOBO ka ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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