Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations



Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations is a great collection of funny jokes and conversations guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. You may have been so stressed in your day to day living, got lots of problems and all you want is to relax and have fun. Laughter is always and indeed the best medicine. We’ve gathered the best selections of funny jokes with just the right tone of raunchy humor and sensible enough to bring you to belly laugh. From practical jokes to a  hit-or-miss ones.

Be ready to burst of deep loud hearty laughter as you browse through these Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations :

Windows
Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!

Calculator
Anak: tay, anu poh yung elevator?
Tatay: anak, yung elevetor, kahon yun na tumataas at bumababa sa isang  building
Anak: Ah! eh yung escalator tay?
Tatay: anak, yung escalator, yan yung slant na galaw na hagdan….
Anak: ah! eh yung calculator?
Tatay: ewan ko anak, di pa ako nakasakay niyan..

(Usapan ng dalawang bata)
Juan: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo ba yung Pacific Ocean? siya ang humukay nun!
Pedro: Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung Dead Sea?
Juan: Oo…
pedro: Siya ang pumatay nun!

Victim
Judge: Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado?
Rape Victim:Tatlong beses po!
Rapist: Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang.
Rape Victim: Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako?

(Nasa elevator ka with your crush)
Eh that time sinisipon ka
suddenly!
Napautot crush mo
Natawa ka! Lumobo sipon mo
Sino mas nakakahiya? Ikaw o siya?

tagalog funny jokes
Basag
“You are good looking!”
It’s good to answer with,
“Thank you, SANA IKAW DIN!”
Tama ba?

Foodcourt
Girl1: nag-dinner kami ng bf ko kagabi, grabe! na-impressed ako! Ang  laki ng resto at ang dami pang choices.
Girl2: talaga?! Ano pangalan ng resto?
Girl1: Foodcourt!

Baliw
Baliw: Hello, check ko lang po kung may tao pa sa room 206?
Nurse: Ah, wala na po kaninang hapon pa. Bakit po?
Baliw: Uhm… wala naman, chinicheck ko lang yung nakatakas talaga  ako….

Sam and Piolo
Piolo: i just need 5 things in my life…some friends..  some food..  some work..  some love.. and Some  Milby..hehe ü
Sabi nmn ni Sam: i just need 5 things in life too..few work.. few friends.. few food.. few love.. and few-lo pascual!!  wahaha!

3 Basis of Choosing a Girlfriend:
1.) MABAIT
*Hindi nagagalit kapag nanananTsing ka
2.) MAHIYAIN
*Hindi tumatanggap ng regalo.
3.) ISIP BATA
Kung anu-ano sinusubo

Erap Jokes
JUDGE:Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ???(di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP:Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to? Bakit may speaking?

Kandong
Dahil sa hirap ng buhay,
Pasahero: Mamang tsuper, may bayad po ba kapag bata?
Driver: Wala
pasahero: Kapag kandong?
Driver: wala din
Pasahero: ok anak umupo kana kakandong ako.

Doktor
ANAK: Itay, masama ang pakiramdam ko.
ITAY: Aba, mataas ang lagnat mo! Patitingnan kita sa doktor.
ANAK: Itay, nakatatamad. Kung titingnan lang niya ako; ipadala nyo na lang ang litrato ko.

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47 Responses to Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations

  1. Lyan says:

    Ang Utot

    nananahimik ang mga tao sa isang jeep
    at nang isang sandali…. may umutot na pasahero

    driver:ano ba! ang baho baho umuutot kayo.

    mga pasahero: uy cno ba umutot? para di na magreklamo yung driver.

    driver:yung umutot di pa nagbabayad. Magbayad kana kung sino kang ututin ka!

    mamang pasahero1: Hoy!Manong Driver! Ngabayad na ako!!!!!

    (at umamin ang umutot)

  2. Krizzia Indelible says:

    Ang Ganda nang mga qoutes :))))

  3. Mary joy says:

    Hahahha. Tawa much

  4. mae joy says:

    kakuyaw:) iba talaga….

  5. Joross says:

    Hehehe nice

  6. Alliah Zabala says:

    🙂 yup yup

  7. kaesey 1D 5sos says:

    hahahahhahahahahahah

  8. ronalyn says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

  9. Astig_girl says:

    Astig ng mga jokes nio ..

  10. jonelle says:

    grabiha,,,,kataw-anan kaau..,,

  11. romeo c velasquez says:

    hahahahahahaha tawa ako dun ha..

  12. topakin says:

    Paano kung ganito ang nanay mo!!!

    Anak: nay hihingi Sana ako ng 500.

    Nanay: ano 400?! Ang laki naman ng 300 na hinihingi mo?!! Akala mo ba
    Madaling makahanap ng 200?!! Anong gagawin mo sa 100?!! 50 nga
    Hirap ko na kitain 20 pa Maya?!! Pasalamat ka may 10 pa ko o eto 5 …!!!!

    Anak: akin name baka imaging PISO pa yan ..!!

    ~~wooot heheh lolXD~~

  13. lynguinto says:

    RAINVEN:ALAM MO BA ANG TATAY KO PULIS DONNALYN:ANO NAMAN SAKIN

  14. Shaa :b says:

    Nice Lels 😀

  15. LeBron_CuRRy230 says:

    Kingina nyo hahaha grabi tawa ko dto hahaha

  16. aria says:

    GF: I describe mo ko!

    BF: you are ABCDEFGHIJK

    GF: huh? anong ibig mong sabihin??

    BF: Adorable
    Beautiful
    Cute
    Decent
    Elegant
    Fashionable
    Gorgeous
    Honest
    Intelligent.

    GF: *kinilig* ano naman yung J at K?

    BF: Just Kidding

  17. gggghhjghjk says:

    Damihan nio pa ng joke konti eh tpos u…ng iba waley..chicky

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  19. Micah Adaro says:

    Haha super nakakatawa

  20. normabalilo says:

    cool din nnmn ea..

  21. juslyn says:

    What the fuck funny world hahahha nakakatawa talaga

  22. louiejay says:

    hahaha.:)
    LOL.

  23. rochelle says:

    sobrang nakakatawa hahahahahhahaha///…..

  24. RJ Fernandez says:

    hahahaaahaa na ihi ako sa katatawa

  25. shawi grapes says:

    kakatawa po sobra…

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